{"id":481,"date":"2011-04-20T08:33:59","date_gmt":"2011-04-20T15:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/?p=481"},"modified":"2011-04-20T08:33:59","modified_gmt":"2011-04-20T15:33:59","slug":"joke-for-the-day-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/2011\/04\/joke-for-the-day-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke for the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A funny joke by\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Emo_Philips\">Emo Phillips<\/a>: \u201cA Mormon told me that they don\u2019t drink coffee. I said, \u2018A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits.\u2019 He said, \u2018Like what?\u2019 I said, \u2018Well, it keeps you from being Mormon.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>From the USU Shaft Link Bomb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A funny joke by\u00a0Emo Phillips: \u201cA Mormon told me that they don\u2019t drink coffee. I said, \u2018A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits.\u2019 He said, \u2018Like what?\u2019 I said, \u2018Well, it keeps you from being Mormon.\u201d From the USU Shaft Link Bomb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":482,"href":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions\/482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chez-oswell.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}